What is this thing called a kiss? 

French tongue, soul, chaste, motherly, 

fatherly, brotherly, sisterly, ass, genital, 

Judas, trembling, rough, hesitant, sweet,
soft, wet, dying, fevered, good-night, 

farewell, burning, and chocolate.
 

A kiss can be a comma, 

a question mark or an exclamation mark!
that's basic punctuation that every woman should know.
 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was
that forts invented kissing.
 

It takes a lot of experience for
a girl to kiss like a beginner.
 

We did one of those quick, awkward kisses
where each of you gets a nose in the eye.
 

To a woman the first kiss is just the end beginning
but to a man it is the beginning of end.
 

The first kiss is stolen by the man;
the last is begged by the woman.
 

Oh, what lies there are in kisses.
 

Kissing don't last; cookery do.
 

In love there is always one who kisses
and one who offers the check.
 

A word invented by the poets
as a rhyme for "bliss."
 

A wife cooed to her husband, Margaret told me today that
her husband George kisses her twenty time a day... why don't
you do that? George might beat me up! was the reply.
 

She frowned and called him Mr.
because in sport he Kr.
and so in spite
that very night
this Mr. Kr. Sr.
 

While I have been fumbling over books
and thinking about God and the devil and all,
other young men have been battling with the days
and others have been kissing the beautiful women.
 

A delectable girl from Augusta
vowed that nobody ever had bussed her.
but an expert from France
took a bilingual chance
and the mixture of tongues quite nonplussed her.
 

Kissing and bussing differ in this --
We busses our wantons, but our wives we kisses.
 

Once he drew
with knee long kiss my whole soul thro`
My lips, as sunlight drunkest dew.
 

A genuine kiss generates so 
much heat it destroys germs.
 

Kisses may not spread germs, but
they certainly lower resistance.
 

I love your lips when they're wet with wine
and red with a wicked desire.
 

No other flesh like lip flesh! no meat like mouth meat!
the musical clink of tooth against tooth! 
the wonderful curiosity of tongues!
 

give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred so kiss on
to make that thousand up a million
treble that million, and then that is done
let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
 

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth:
for thy love is better than wine.
 

In a kiss two spirits meet, 

mingle and become one and as a result
there arises in the mind a wonderful feeling of delight
that awakens an binds 

together the love of them tat kiss.
 

The soul is kissed by God when she is 

as above all earthly things, 
and only behold the countenance of God 
then God ninetieth His 

countenance and kissed her his kissing
is nothing else than a union of love with love.